Gaze Upon The Moch. Love The Moch. Vote For The Moch.
When the ‘moch steps on the block, all the local dogs stop
Tongues out floppin, tail’s waggin, watchin him walk
Collar so fly all the girl pups say
“Mochi’s the hottest hot dog in all of BK!”
Nobody does it like Mochi does it.
As an Audible Treats fan, you may know Mochi from our website – he’s our resident office guard dog. His charm and good looks have gained him entry into a competition on the Brooklyn Industries website (a local clothing company for those not in the NYC area).
If he wins, they will produce t-shirts with his silhouette that will be available in all of the stores. We will become rich on royalties from his image rights.
Not really, but it would be awesome to see him on a shirt regardless, right?
So if you love Audible Treats and have some extra time, go to the website and leave a comment about him. The dogs with the most comments will then be entered into a runoff vote.
One adoring fan writes:
“Mochi once saved my entire family from a burning building, cured a man of blindness, and built a bridge to the 21st Century…on his cuteness.
Mochi predicted the Iraq War would be a fiasco, and that Jenn and Brad would break up but remain BFF.
Internationally celebrated, he is known simply as “Le Moche” in France, “Il Moche” in Italy, and Mochila among Jewish mothers everywhere.
Mochi is a dreamer who’s livin’ his dream. He encourages you to do the same.”
Top that!